Heyyyy, it's Dynamites! Thanks for your interest in commissioning me. I hope all the information below is clear and if not, feel free to contact me.AO3
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Commission Form
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Pricing & Payment

Absolute Min. WC: 2,000 words
Absolute Max. WC: 10,000 words
My basic rate is 1000 words at $12 USD.
However, it may go up to $14 USD depending on the complexity (i.e. many characters, if you’re particular on what you want written/don’t want written). See the chart below as an example.
Also, if I end up writing more than the commissioned amount (including over 10K), the excess is gratuitous and you will not be expected to pay the difference. I may go over but I’ll never write less than the amount paid for.I will only accept Paypal. Once we settle the total, I will send you a Paypal invoice.

Word CountPrice (USD)
0 - 1,999N/A
2,000$24+
3,000$36+
4,000$48+
5,000$60+
10,000$120+

Fandoms

I will write canon settings, canon divergence, and typical AUs.For the fandoms below, I am fairly well versed in most of the main adult casts, but will let you know off the bat if I am unable to write for the character.- DC Comics’s Batfam (comics)
- Fire Emblem: Three Houses (post-timeskip)
- Golden Kamuy
- Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure (parts 1-5)
- Love and Deepspace
- Mortal Kombat 1

Content: Relationship

I typically write M/F so that is what I am most confident in, but I accept F/F, M/M, and others, including 3+ people relationships.I will accept:
- Canon x Canon
- Canon x OC
- Canon x Reader Insert (Second Person POV)
For ships of canon characters, it is necessary you let me know what kind of dynamic you wish to see, i.e. who tops/bottoms, if that is important to you.For OCs, it is necessary you provide a character description including physical and personality traits. I want to capture your OC well!For reader insert characters, it is necessary you indicate what their gender is; you can also ask for certain personality traits (but not physical traits), or give me the freedom to explore.

Content: NSFW

I will only write NSFW (explicit rating) works for characters 18+ in canon, no exceptions.For sexually explicit works, I won’t yuck anybody’s yum but there are certain kinks/fetishes that I feel I won’t be able to execute well. Otherwise, consider me game. Don’t be shy to ask if you’re unsure, we’re all degenerates here :)Topics I’ll likely refuse: a/b/o dynamics, ddlg, scat, snuff, underage.

Process

First, fill out the commission form (linked at the bottom of this page). I’ll reach out to you afterward and we talk logistics*. I will confirm your Paypal email and send you the invoice for full payment upfront. Once paid, I will begin writing.* For logistics, we will discuss broadly what fandom/character/relationship type you want; what basic tropes/kinks you want to see; how long you want the fic to be. Note—the shorter the fic, the less content I’ll be able to execute, just as a matter of artistic integrity. Once all that is hammered out, then we can approximate the price.Then, you have 2 options:
- A) Once I have 50% of the first draft complete, I will send you a link to the live WIP. If you're happy with the direction, I'll keep chugging along. If not, you can request changes no problem.
- B) Wait until I have completed a full first draft. This is recommended if you like surprises.
Either way, once I have 100% completed the first full draft, you have the opportunity to request edits up to a week. Large changes at this stage are to my discretion.Two (2) months is the expected TAT for completion. The clock starts ticking when the payment is completed. I understand the anticipation but please do not rush me within the timeframe! I want to do your fic justice!!Finally, I will send you a .doc file of the work to your preferred email. I will ask if it is okay for me to upload the commission under my AO3 account. If yes, hell’s yeah and I’ll tag appropriately, as well as include your username as the commissioner/leave it anonymous. If not, totally cool.

Things to keep in mind!

I’m a very slow writer—just look at how long I’ve been active on AO3/Tumblr, and how many works I have, haha.If there is ever a point in the process before I complete the commission in its entirety where you are feeling unsure and would like a refund, no questions asked I will send it back ASAP. Literally blow up my inbox/chat if that’s what it takes, I truly truly don’t mind.That's all from me! If you're still interested, please click here for the commission form. Thanks for reading!

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